Unexplained Purple Nemises

And then there is this, the unseemly attack of the medusas in Ireland, killing farmed Salmons. Imagine the horror of being trapped in cages, unable to escape the stings! Poor citified creatures. And what are those jellyfish doing up there? Who dumped them? Are they dead now? They must have been lost! One hardly knows how to begin to empathize with this event, it is so out of tune. Now just about every word of the foregoing seems wrong and weird, but those are our times, it seems. I have put out a word with some wing-y guys I know, with big curved bills (and kind of a puffed up attitude, if the truth be told) that have been wading around here all summer. "Oh, I knew that" is just their attitude all the time, and having backed themselves into the know-all corner, they can just darn-tootin' go looking for an explanation for this event. They claim they know, or at least know of, some curlews that go to Nova Scotia from time to time that might have heard what really happened.
